So, of course, that afternoon, the little 5-year old boy proceeded to baptize his three cats - in the bathtub! R The Kitten bore it very well, and so did the young cat, but the old family she-cat rebelled. It struggled with him, clawed, and got away.

With considerable effort he caught it again and proceeded with the baptism, but the cat acted worse than ever and scratched the young lad.

Finally the boy threw the cat on the floor in disgust, and said: "FINE, be a Methodist if you want to!"

—Tom Hodges, Lay Leader for Navigators